cerealkiller92

i was just about to press post on a MASSIVE post and i pressed backspace... O_o

Use a proxy chloe!

'reet bitches.

cba with a long post. been 4 months.

carmel is great. :D

i went on my own because all of yous stayed on at 6th form you big borings :P


made loads of friends in every class and mates of their mate etc.


things have happened in the lad department too but this is a very long story, one i want to tell you in person chloe!!!!!


catch up sooooooooon!

am doing stuff this weekend but maybe next sun? 26th?



message me if u wanna know any more:)

love yas

x

sup everyone,
so i went to that wedding. was ok, we drove in late for the first ceremony, we had to drive 2 1/2 hrs dressed up! we took some pics afterwards, and there was one of me (shock horror) smiling ok (i never do that) that bow in my hair was so cute...
Then we had canapaes and stood around for AGES. i didnt mind talking to eveyone, but my shoes were killing me! then we went round different places with serveral metaphors. love is like a tree (under a tree), love is like a river (by the river) love is like a rose (by rose bushes etc.) i think i made about a thousand pitholes in the grass with my heels. I got so desperate with pain that i dug them into the ground purposely so they were flats. lol. Then we had the buffet...mmmm fit. then speeches. then we got to go back to the hotel and i instatly kicked my heels off. i shared a room...and a bed...with rach. all our rooms had stuffed animals in that were like our room name lol. the turtle suite (turtles), the lobster suite (lobsters) the apple swuite (labradors? kinda broke the chain there) the view from the outside tables was cute with countryside and evs, was kinda calming lol.
then we went to the barn dance (oh god) and i just sat down and refused. At least it wasnt just me though, everyone else was sat down, apart from my parents. i went to get a drink and got knocked all the way to alaska. Got talking to...(god i'm such a bitch...i have a brain like a sieve)... and she saved the frigging day as my parents came in a while later , then buggered off when they saw i was with someone. woooooot.
then i finally found a bottle opener. wooooooo. me, my sister, my cousin, my sister and her boyf and davidoff all ran outside towards the end to avoid barn-dancing and decided the music sounded like pirate music. we we shouting YAAAAAAAAR! every time it went quiet in there. looooooool god that was a good night. 
thats all i really have to say apart from message me!
better get back to physics :'O
cyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ok so i did my german, maths and paper 1 english but i cba talking about how i did on them anymore. last week was half term and me and chloe went to manchester on tuesday. It was fab! I had £260 altogether :O. (most of it saved up, but still woooooooooot) I got some absolute GORGEOUS tops and i got a dress for the shitty leavers thing. (my mum gave me £100, it only cost me 16 from primark) it fitted ok in the shop so i thought i wouldn't need to try it on for a bit. oh, and i also got some shoes. i'm not sure about them because my sister says she hates them. she later said she was joking but i think she only said that because my mum was shouting at her for being nasty :s.
me my mum n rach went to the trafford centre on saturday. we at at yo sushi! in selfridges. ive never been before and i hate sushi but it was actually fun! i picked up the chicken and vegetarian dishes that were going aroung but the desserts were the fittest. it was like a scotch pancake with custard in the middle and jam on top. I HAVE to try that at home! then we split up and i got some more fit fit fit clothes woooot. we met up and went to STARBUCKS IN THE NEW ORLEANS BIT wooooo! we always go there because it reminds us of when we went to new orleans before Katrina. It's nice they have a statue for it though.
anyway, when we got home i tried on my dress from tuesday and it was too small at the bust. (i must have been bloated or something on tuesday because it fit fine! well, i did have an all you can eat pizza hut just before xD) so my mums taking me back to primark tomorrow.
shes not normally that nice its just that i said i DEFINITELY cant go to the wedding if i dont have that dress (i never agreed to anything!) I'm not sure how i feel about going because i. 1.cba and 2.have loads of work to do. but also 3.it might be fun and 4.its an excuse not to do work.
If anyone actually reads this, i would appreciate some advice...
so thats it.
toodles
*martoosa*

Oh wow it's been long! 6 weeks! I had to reset my password! the only reason i'm on here because i actually bothered to check my email and saw i had one from amy lol
Friging hell, where do i start? hmm
Done my german speaking almost 2 weeks ago, it was so nerve - wracking i didn't eat at lunch before in case i threw it up. RE (bleh), maths and the mother of all tests, ENGLISH LIT. two and a half hours of non stop writing and sheer boredom! I was supposed to have all my art coursework in by last friday and i've been gradually adding to my wall display, but she said she will start marking it monday after school so that gave me the weekend to finish it. I spent ALL WEEKEND locked in my room chained to my new desk doing constant art and I had no time to revise for the maths exam on monday morning. Then i got given an extra day for my art because she said she's only marking mine on tuesday at the earliest so i had to spend all of monday doing art and had NO time to remember some quotes for of mice and men and inspector calls for the EVIL TEST the next day. I managed to get a bit of revision in though (from 11 - 12 lol)
Anyway, they were really nice to us because the second question (the one where you have to remember all the quotes) was about the same guy who was in the text from the previous question, so i just robbed all the quotes (I AM THE QUOTE THIEF...and 836800432785466 kids in the uk) I spent the rest of the day's lessons secretly doing art and gave it in at the end of the day. I thought the day was going pretty well, untill i got locked out because i was in such a rush to get ready AND revise quotes that i completely forgot to pick up my keys. I rang my mum to come home (that phone is a lifesaver!) and only got in at 5:00!
today was comprised of mainly german revision as i have my listening test on friday (bleh). I've also been running round getting my book signed for the past one and a bit weeks woot. I can't believe we're leaving in 2 days OMG! tomorrow is last-proper-day-in-school-EVER eve.
i'm not gonna miss the teachers...but i'm sooooo gonna miss my friends. I know i wanted no one i know to go to carmel so i can have a fresh start, but i'm still gonna miss everyone.
Me and jess fighting over a pencil in yr7, me, kels n chloe p's chemistry explosions, me and chloe s getting 'locked' in the changing rooms, the gaping hole in the ceiling in history, 'she seems to be distracted by the person next to her', kels n amy arguing about their dick size xD 'mine is as big as a baguette!', green stoner anteaters, ART DECO BUS DEPOT, salmon pink disaster, taking the piss out of our physics teacher, our laughs in german, me n chloe talking about hp, THE GERMANY TRIP, the year 7 germany trip! the scary guty with the eyes who we thought was gonna kill us, disneyland france, the teachers getting pissed, sneaking to each other's rooms on the balcony, the leg and stool genioos idea, taking the piss out of those yr 7 kids holding plasma screens under their arms, fingerpainting in art when we were supposed to be in PE, girly chats in graphics, the most andom convos with kels n amy in art, i'm even gonna miss when i fell out with people! *cough* year 9 *cough*

heeeeeey
i was going to post here yesterday but i COULDN'T BE ARSED so here i am this morning10:52.if you cba, just skip this part, its only about me being ill:
 so it's been 11 days since i posted.i told you about me lazing about in the first week of the holidays, well i was working flat out on art every single day (why i didnt post here) when i am swamped with work you always seem to see a decline in the amount of posts i do hehheh (you won't get anything in may!) i woke up on saturday with my throat feeling a little sore and on sunday it was worse. 

when monday came, i kept waking up in the wee hours with this STABBING PAIN IN MY THROAT. i heard my mum getting up to go to the toilet so i asked her. (or at least i tried to, a very small croak came out which too a lot of pain and effort to make :O) she looked down my thrat and said i had tonsilitis. (it's so great i never have to go to the doctor woo!) meh. My art exam was this morning and i really didn't want to miss it but i felt like a giant sack of steaming turd so i asked my mum to ring and beg for a resit. Was planning to get artwork done but really just made a bed on the couch, positioned myself in front of the tv, and stayed there for 14 hours, with only my DS for company. not fun. tuesday was the same, except rach was there :) on thursday i went in to do my missing 2 hours at the back of class and got barely anything done. because stupid year 7s were like 'whatcha doin?'  I'M PEELING A PINEAPPLE WITH MY PAINTBRUSH, WHAT DOES IT FRIGGING LOOK LIKE?' *waves arms to swat them like the flies they are.

by friday, i was feeeling loads better so i went in for the whole day and had SO much to do in the final two hours. In the first hour i used mainly acrylic, leaving spaces for watercolour. After dinner i was like 'shit this paper is so white' so i went over it in watercolour and ten minutes before the end i decided to do a wash of grey on anything left white. I then had hardly anytime to go over in pencil so i started on the watercolour which i knew was dry and worked round. by the time i'd gone over everything else, the wash was dry.2 mins before the end, the chavs of the class kept saying 'why can't we go?' etc and i was still racing to get this blue pencil outline on top after 5 4 3 2 1 and most people had gone i was still finishing off while my teacher tried to ignore me (loophole lol!) 

when i woke  up this morning, i saw the most ants i've seen this year...11. we get them every year in april...around easter time to eat the chocolate easter eggs lying around our house, but the ants don't know we had an early easter this year so we're depriving them bwahahahahaha. you sort of have to go in, squish them, leave it 10 mins, go back in. they seem to love hanging around the draining board this year. last year was the bathroom and the year before that was the hall. (it was so funny last year, because when they when they came out of this tiny crack in the corner of the bathroom they brought up sand with them, so after a while it was like a sandhill xD)

this post has taken me exactly half an hour(!) so i will go...byesies
*runs to squish more ants* *cackles* 
ZOMG IF YOU GO ON SPELLCHECK THEY TRY AND CORRECT COLOUR TO COLOR LMAO FUNNY.

hey,
so yeah...i went to MFI yesterday! i got a desk in the sale :D. My current desk is  1) too small for all the stuff i need to put on it 2) grainy so i can't draw and 3) really old cause its my brother's hand me down which i've had for 6 years! I moved my bed to the other side of the room last week and it's great how just moving your furniture can give your room a whole new look! I'm gonna paint my walls purple too! I guess you could call it a spring makeover woo. It's going geat! and the holiday's been great too! I say '!' too much hehheh. My art is going well too (project recover the disaster) hopefully i'll be able to at least fix the damage iv'e caused even if i don't continue it...

hElLo.
i havent written here in a while...i wrote some big massive rant about variousd things last week but chickened out when it came to pressing the 'send' buttom (i'm still a n00b i don't know how to private them!) so...what's been going on? hmm
last weekend i was going to run some errands and generally hang out with kelza but she bailed so i didnt really do anything.
i messed up my exam on friday before we broke up (actually, it was one of the main reasons i stopped writing here) i sobbed and ate chocolate all friday night. (literally)  i was so convinced i'd majorly fucked it up. So anyway...i went to art on tuesday and came back with a to do list the length to mexico and back.. Helped though,. I also tried out some painting techniques etc while i was there. that was the only extra lesson ive been to xD.
wednesday was really good because it was the day of chloe's hintfest for her birthday. We went to liverpool :) *drool*
Last time we went it was the holidays so we looked for a pizza hut (all you can eat pizza for £4.95. catch: weekday lunchtimes only, we can take advantage of this in the holidays!) We looked ALL over and couldn't find it so when i got back home i looked on multimap and was determined to find it so this time i had a printed-off map to go by. 
It was SO tasty but they couldn't have seated us further away from the pizza!(so when they put new pizzas out, we were the last to get to them) We just watched the pizza serving things like hawks and pounched and literally RAN when they came, beating other girls TAKE THAT BETCH!)
so then we finally started the hintfest...we went to miss selfridge :) and topshop :D and primark :DD! and chloe pointed out the things she liked. it wasn't really a HINT fest though because she was being SO obvous. (Eg. 'I like this'. *5 seconds later* 'i like this' (the same thing)) LMAO. anyway...i got some JEANS!!!!!!! finally!!!!!!!! ive been needing some for so long the button fell off and the zip broke (and its not even like i popped out of them or anything LMAO) downside: they cost £40 each!!!!!!!!!! :O:O:O:O:O *dies in shock* Also got some more nautical stuff YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I was planning to leave chloe in starbucks while i baught her stuff but we couldnt find it and the shops were gonna close soon so she sat on a random bench LMFAO. I won't reveal what i got her just in case. When we went into the train station we ended up going in costa coffee (a wannabe starbucks) and i had the indulgence thing (a wannabe creme frappuchino) it was nice for the first 5 mins but it left this nasty aftertaste in your mouth. (costa coffee, you will NEVER be anything CLOSE to being as good as starbucks so you might as well die now)
ps i got a blue stripe nautical bag in primark!!! (i know i have too many but i just couldn't resist! £1.50!)
not really done anything since then just laze about n play my ds it's been fun. My nan's been round today though...o-0 and i got a lindor bunny with loadsa mini lindors (kinda likje an easter egg but WAY betterer)
so yeah...thats my update for the week...i'm being really antisocial now, gotta go.
^_^

Banana? lmao xD

today was pretty okay...better than i thought anyway. i went for my retainer appointment. basically while i am sleeping i am chewing my retainers and pushing them into my gums. (theyre plastic) my gums occasionally bleed too. Last time (i went to a different guy) i told him that my back teeth felt much tighter when i woke up, as if they were pushing my gums. He just took it the wrong way and thought i meant the thing in general was tight because i wasnt wearing it and told me off :s This time i TOLD him (the differnt guy to last time) that my gums were bleeding and he didnt really seem arsed. LMAO
anyway...afterwards i was feeling proper sick so we didnt go to KFC. instead me and my dad went to morrisons and got the make your own salad (we both proper looooove them), then i had some paracetamol and felt better. YAY DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!! xD 4th lesson had alredy started so he dropped me off at home and i went on the comp. No point going back for dinner when id already had mine. Walked back into school after dinner with all the other chavs that had originally jumped over the gate xD. After school i went to art and got sorted out with whether i'm actually making cardboard models or not. (i'm not)
just glad i got that sorted out...*phew*
toodles ^_^

hi. So...urm was ill yesterday yeah...still waiting for updates on what went on...kelzas onkly goes up to thursday. I was really pissed off before because Crazy Redd (the black market salesman who comes on fridays) sold me a fake painting!!!!!!!!!!! I dont care whether you play animal crossing or not you will still hate BEING TOTALLY RIPPED OFF!!!!!!!!! meh...I haven't done any work this weekend even though i know i should...i'm just not in the mood. I know i'll be putting more pressure on myself for later but right now, i don't give a fuck. Maybe i'll wake up tomorrow feeling refeshed and motivated (more likely playing sims) I heard they are bringing out sims 3 and 4. This really pisses me off. I refuse to bite again. If i actually bothered to work out how much ive spent all together on sims games, it would probably be hundreds. I was on this chapter in super paper mario in which you need to complete 100 rooms consecutively. I got to 47 and died :( (I'm such a nerd...meh...i don't give a fuck) Recently i have realised who my true friends are and how much i value them for BEING real and not fake buttmunchers. >:<

I haven't been on recently because I was practising for my catering exam which was yesterday. Some retarded chav year 8 prick set the fire alarm off during it. I managed to get back on track in terms of timing, but i forgot to inculde a lot of things that would have got me more marks (prick). Went shopping on saturday to the trafford centre for my birthday. I bought some nautical stuff in topshop and we watched juno (whatever you do...DO NOT WATCH IT...trust me) and had pizza hut. We only got back at 12ish lol. on sunday we had the meal i was on about. I saw my sister and she had got me the shoes (<3!) She was wearing this top which i really loved, she said it was too small for her but it was rediculous on me so she gave it to my other sister. She's ordered me one in my size though woooooo! mon and tue were pretty uneventful...i was just practicing.

trixie gave me the letter M

Monkeys

Mario

Martoosa

Mrs. Crumplebottom

Mushrooms

Hello everybody! Today was funny. In physics me and chloeface went on kelza's sheezy art. You are soooooo good schmel don't even TRY and deny it!!!!!!!! >:> (for the sake of her modesty, i won't post the link) Chloeface gave me the bestiest spongebob cheque! ('I promise not to forget your birthday' awwwwwwww so cute! ^_^) I will keep it forever!!!!!!!!! <3 German was a bore, but i found out i got a B in my reading and listening tests!!!!!!!!! wOoOoT *slaps selfs back* I did a retarded cubist collage in art lol!!!!!!!!!!
at about quarter to 4. Kelsey knocked on and gave me my birthday present!!!!!!!!!! ZOMGZORGZ i looooooooooove it!!!!!!!!!!! It's a picture of a cadburys purple cat (my favourite colour) with stars (my favourite pattern) holdng a happy bithday sign!!!!!!! I will scan it in and upload before i frame it.  ^_^ *hugzzzzzzzzzzzz kelza x 1000000000000* (my christmas truffles kinda pale in comparison lol)
this is kinda taking me forever to write because my sister is hogging the main computer and I am using hers. She spilled something on it and if you type any faster than 2mph it completely misses out half the leters.
Lasagne and birthda cake were GORGEOUS.
I am looking foward to going to the trafford centre tomorrow, eating KFC, shopping and watching a movie (juno?) I also can't wait for my sister to come home because i haven't seen her in ages and think (hope) she has got me these FIT shoes.
Today, i need to practice my cooking practical, which involves an hour of cleaning the kitchen and weighing out ingredient, and 90 mins of cooking! Bakwel tart, anyone? I'm getting really sick of it rofl.
I have also decided to start the massive project i planned to do over the summer, collaging over my entire bedroom wall. That should be a challenge, the first thing i'll need is an industrial sized vat of blue tack. xD

Once again I have amazed myself at the length of my entry (quote: 'I won't be able to think of anything to say!') 
toodles! *virtual hug* xxx *returns to the blueberries*

heeeeeey. hApPy BiRtHdAy To MeEeEeE!
here is some stuff I got: :)
DKNY apple
cooking mama wii
super paper mario wii (xD!)
sims 2 free time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (i have to wait till tomorrow)
some other random funny stuff i should probably not mention...
a badge on my card and a flasing badge!
I can't wait till my other sister comes home because i think (hope) she has got me these shoes...maaaaaaah...
chloe also got me some fit perfume that smells like the colour blue (really!) and jess got me some much needed make up. I also forgot to take off the badge when I walked into german so I had to endure 5 minutes of the really 80s song 'alles gute zum geburtstag'. Then she made me do a TEST *hiss* *bite* I talk about the most boring stuff *rolls eyes*
I'm having lasagne for tea 'cause my mum asked what I want I liked and i saied my favourite food of ALL TIME. LASAGNE!
you probably wont understand this chloe so just go make a sandwich or have a sleep ut i'm going to tell you anyway...bwahahaha...i went on animal crossing and my favourite character (derwin) came up to me and gave me a present! He  also later gave me his picture (which is really rare!)
I thought it was hilarious when i posted 'location: eating a sandwich' and the computer tried to find it on the map! LOLZOS!
Chloe: you have loads of questionnaires etc on you LJ, please send me some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maaaaaaaaah want my thorntons cake :P

Tasty food eaten today: banana, ham off joint, chocolate chip muffin, lasagne (Soon!), thorntons cake (Soon!)

hey people...just thought I'd post cause my day was (unusually) really good. In PE we went to sherdley park and I talked to the birds. (seriously...they were replying to me! but not to chloe and jess bwahaha) after a while they went cold on me (was it something i said? *sobs*) but then the cockrels started. (sooo not sexy birds, I preferred the green budgies)It was no coincidence. I WAS TALKING TO THEM, well communicating at least. This backs up my evolution yaaaay I like being right woo. Sorry... I just thought it was really funny lol! Oh...I got into carmel woot woot. Oddly enough, I saw loads of people from sutton high :s. 
I'm getting into this, even if no one reads it. 
AND ZOMGZORGZ i saw the spongebob movie in asda for £4! We went for a chocolate cake on the way home (thorntons!) xD
I saw this sims 2 video for chasing cars on youtube. It was about this girl with cancer. It made me cry.
Chloeeeeeeeeee Post more vids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like to see them (and your clothes are fit)
CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMMOROW!
byesies xxx ^_^

Hi people. My first entry woo! So yeah...not much going on right now. I developed this strange fascination for chimpanzees last sunday when I watched a youtube video of one making noodles. lol! I was reading in my science book about evolution and shit, I totally believe it.
It's my birthday on thursday. I don't know if i'll even get anything but hey. I've asked for some shoes...
me and my family are going to Frankie and Benny's sunday. My nan is also coming round because it is a joint my birthday/ mother's day thing.  Can i stop now? agggh i hate being a n00b at things.
I had to spend about an hour today deleting shit off my computer to make way for the new sims expansion and i'm really bored...someone PLEASE come on msn...
well i guess i'd better stop procrastinating and do some work. byesies xxx